Love Interest by Joyce Kohler
I will be Ginger if you will be Fred,
Or you Valentino and me some red head.
Let's pretend I am the Queen of the Nile
and you are Marc Anthony just for a while.
With you playing Bogie and me as Bacall,
I'd teach you to whistle. You'd give me a call.
Cast me as Hepburn and cast you as Tracy.
We could have fun, but nothing too racy.
I will play Hedy if you will play Bing.
Hope you don't mind if I ask you to sing.
But in reality, I would just settle
with you down on the farm—Ma and Pa Kettle.